December 2008
12 posts
Dang, I wish Beverly Hills Chihuahua was still out
It’s a tradition for me and my mom to go to Red Lobster and then to a matinee on Christmas Eve, so after shoveling in half of an admiral’s feast, Kelly’s favorite dish, we hit the cinema.  I was stoked because there are actually a lot of movies I want to see right now.  Frost Nixon, Milk, Doubt, the Changeling, even maybe that one with Tom Cruise as a Nazi or some shit.  You can...
Dec 24th
“Never trust the greyhound or the post office.”
– Eight year old boy waiting for a lost package at the post office.  Obviously wise beyond his years.
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Dayton stimulus request includes prostitution plan →
Dec 19th
Ohhhh, me so American
So me and Big Baby went to lunch (runch?) today at a little diner near the med school.  We sat next to this dude who thought that no place was better to tutor someone in english than a tiny diner at lunch time.  Whatever guy.  It sounded like his tutee, a chinese grad student, had recently gotten a ticket for some kind of minor traffic violation.  Obviously, this transgression of vehicular safety...
Dec 18th
He's going to hell for this one...
Me: http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_11240949
Me: Do you think that when the surgeon opened up that baby's head to get the "tumor" out he just puked everywhere? "What the fu--BLAAAAAEEEHHH"
Bryan: I would've cracked up and started yelling FOOT BRAIN!! Then I would've removed and pretended to fake kick the nurses with it. HHIIIYAAAAHHH
Dec 17th
Free from classes, slave in lab
I finished my last goddamn semester of full-time classes last night!  Even though I would have liked to be drunk or doing something otherwise self destructive instead I played Mario Cart for a few hours.  Love of that game is my fatal flaw.  Today I’m in lab trying to finish all the work I was supposed to be doing this whole semester but didn’t because of how annoying my classes were....
Dec 17th
I'm going freakin' NUTSO on Tuesday
I am done with this godforsaken semester on Tuesday, which happens to be the same day as the department Christmas party.  If there is wine there it’s game over people.  I’m am getting lit UP like a Christmas tree. In other news, I think the band might have some more little ditties in the mix soon.  I’m playing bass and singing now and I think that’s going to help the sound...
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