May 2008
16 posts
“…And that was the end of the best thing to ever come out of Dayton.”
– Kirby, on the fatal shootout between Zapp and Roger
I'm actually better than Kelly Clarkson
My mom called me today and I was close to not answering because she keeps harassing me to take photographs for her, but thank god I did. She just called to tell me to start practicing because she wants me to audition for American Idol next season. That’s right, that’s why she called. To tell me that.
And now she's on the View
Kelly: i love him! i love him! i love him!
Kelly: and where he goes i'll follow!
Kelly: i'll follow!
Kelly: i'll follow!
Me: he'll always be my true love my true love my true love
Me: from now until forever forever forever
Me: I will follow hiiiiim
Kelly: i will follow hiiiiiiiiiiiiiim
Me: FOLLOW HIM
Kelly: wherever HEEEE may GOOOOO
Me: ohhhhhhh there isn't a ocean too deep
Me: TOO DEEP
Me: a mountain so high it could keeeeeep
Me: keeeep me awaaaaaayyyy
Kelly: keep me awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Kelly: away from his loooooooooooooove
Me: away from his looooove
Me: hahahaha
Kelly: man you're a nerd.
Do do do doop.
Friday is mine and Bryan’s one year anniversary and to celebrate we’re going up to Soaring Eagle Resort and Casino to live in the lap of luxury for…a little less than 24 hours. We got a jacuzzi room with a king size bed so we’ll probably get all drunk and high and vomit and break shit in the room just like rock stars. Then, I’ll probably get pregnant and we’ll...
“If anyone ever catches me being late I will just tell them I had the runs. Who...”
– Bryan
Worlds apart heart broken in two, two...two.
Me: wait until to you get to the WALL KEYS
Wilson: "hey guys i've got a great idea. how about i glue my keyboard to the wall for this next shot"
Wilson: "why?"
Wilson: "fuck you!"
Me: hahahaha
Break the chains that BIND YOU
Brian: is it possible to tell if that journey video [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQbZRMLKozk] is intentionally funny?
Brian: I think it is impossible
Me: hahaha
Me: I think it's not intentional
Me: I think they were really, really into the song
Kindle
I wanna update everyone on how sweet the Kindle is. I had reservations about it before I got it mainly from reading every discussion board and blog and tech website that had topics about the Kindle. I’d like to say that all those reservations were totally misplaced because the device is awesome. The screen looks amazing and is extremely easy on the eyes. AND, there are tons of public...
Brrrrraaaaiiiinnnnssssss
I’m finally all graduated and stuff, at least for now. I have a master of science in Biostatistics, and in the fall I get to start all over and continue towards my PhD, this time in bioinformatics. Meanwhile, I’m working full-time in my lab. I like my lab a lot, which I why I chose to forgo the mandatory lab rotations and just stay where I am. I told Dr. Chuck (my advisor) that I...