July 2008
11 posts
Poop!
My summer is almost over and I didn’t do nothing. Goddamn it! I hate having to put my pipe dreams on hold.
“Well, I’ve pretty much decided that you have no heart.”
– Rachel, on me
Arts n' Farts
This week was Art Fair, which I guess is cool, unless you want to live in Ann Arbor in any sort of…well, livable way. Ann Arbor is not really a big city as it is, but when Art Fair rolls into town it completely shuts down all major roads and the streets become filled with obese baby boomers from all over the midwest. Now, don’t get me wrong, I don’t totally hate Art Fair. I...
Tom Waits is a better singer than you. BURN!
I thought I saw Scarlet Johanson in a Lincoln Mercury today when I was walking back from the Y. It was dusk and I wasn’t wearing my glasses, so I’d bet it wasn’t her. But, of course, it is Art Fair week and you know how much she loves the arts.
Anyway, after she drove away I started thinking about what I would say if I did meet Scarlet Johanson. My first thought was...
Leave us alone!
It looks like Bryan and I have a little stalkee at the moment. This dude is literally everywhere we go, he even lives in Bryan’s building. He has been to our favorite Mediterranean restaurant the last few times we’ve been there, he’s been at all our usual cafe spots, and he’s just been walking around town the same times we have. Today when we went to Espresso Royale to...
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I used to joke about how out of control advertising was getting when we’d watch the Tigers and each pitching change would be sponsored by Wallside Windows as though we’d never be able to change pitchers if it weren’t for Wallside. Today went a little too far for me when I checked weather.com and the severe thunderstorm warning was brought to me by Jose Quervo. Am I to assume...