July 2009
6 posts
The Best Birth Control →
…and no, it’s not abstinence.
Jul 30th
Obama needs to know.
That it’s NOT my fault that I haven’t been giving back to my community.  When he was elected he called on all of us to stop our bitchin’ and volunteer and stuff, so I immediately contacted the Center for the Education of Women, which is a place in Ann Arbor that essentially advocates and researchers women in higher education and the workforce (because chicks before dicks,...
Jul 27th
Re: Celine Dion's "It's All Coming Back to Me"
Me: There were nights when the wind was SO cold! There were days when the sun was SO cruel!
Kelly: blah blah blah blah BLAH.
Me: When you touch me like this.
Kelly: It was gone in a milisecond but it's all coming back to me.
Me: There were nights of endless pleasure.
Kelly: Why write a love song about something so insignificant?
Me: Insignificant? EndLESS pleasure insignificant? Kelly, it was more than any laws allow.
Kelly: What laws? In the middle east maybe. I guarantee celine dion isn't breaking ANY laws in her bedroom, except maybe the laws of nature with that crypt keeper.
Jul 21st
Better to be dead and have people think you're...
Me: Man, nothing is sadder than being alive when everyone thinks you're dead like Bryan thought about poor ol' Gallagher.
Eric: Gallagher is dead.
Me: Well...inside
Eric: hahaha
Jul 7th
Sirius: Best customer service eva
Last summer I bought the Stiletto II satellite radio receiver because I was doing some super tedious lab work and my iPod is broken.  I really liked the service and the channels, in fact, I’d say I loved them.  The only reason that I use a $30 radio receiver today and not my Sirius player is that the receiver sucked and I couldn’t get good reception indoors.  Also the battery life when...
Jul 6th
http://www.technologyreview.com/computing/22927/ Data visualization gets me almost as stoked as music.
Jul 2nd