Right when he gets his own show, too

  • Me: Did you see that the OxiClean guy died?
  • Kelly: Ch-ching!
  • Me: People are dropping like FLIES. Nathan thinks the ShamWOW guy murdered him by absorbing all his blood with a ShamWOW.
  • Kelly: Pfft. I think it was the corporate goons over at SC Johnson. Windex is practically obsolete thanks to KABOOM!

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