We should be life-coaches

  • Dave: Did you just call me?
  • Me: Uh, no. Do you want to talk?
  • Dave: Yes. My feelings, they need expressing.
  • Me: I'm here for you. Do you want to cry it out? I will be on the next plane there. We can have a wet t-shirt contest of emotion. Who can soak the other's shirt with tears fastest? I'm betting on you.
  • Dave: Wet tear t-shirt contest?
  • Me: Wet tear-shirt contest? I think we might be on to something here. We should be life-coaches.
  • Dave: Oh man. Getting so many boners thinking about a wet tear t-shirt contest.
  • Me: hahaha.

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