Ich spreche Deutsch real good
Imma apply for a fellowship for the University of Michigan intensive summer program in German. If I do what I wanna do, I’ll cram 4 semesters of German into the summer. The only drawback is that it means I can’t work full-time since I’ll be in class everyday until 3, but it ain’t no thang.
I need to be able to speak the tongue of the Motherland so that when I default on all my student loans I’ll have somewhere to hide.
