We hate the city of Compton

  • Me: I don't wanna live in Cali, I'll get the cancer
  • Patty: Yuck, i dont like the west coast
  • Patty: Yeah, im not down with sunshine
  • Me: Everyone will be like "What's that white flash?"
  • Patty: "i think i saw something radioactive"
  • Me: "who knows, lets get lipo and go surfing"

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