Free Stuff!

I’m graduating in April with my master of science degree in Biostatistics AND my birfday is in April, so my mommy has to get me free stuff!  I want so much stuff that I don’t know what to ask for!  What should I ask for people?!

 Things I want, not in order but numbered anyhow:

1.  Amazon Kindle.  Pro:  This thing is awesome AND when I move my mom won’t have to bitch and moan about my heavy books because I won’t buy paper books no more.  Con:  This is the first version, and I hear it’s awesome but buggy.  Also read there is some pdf compatibility issues.  Uhh, also it’s pretty much a million dollars.
2. Sirius Satellite Radio.  Pro:  It’s awesome and I get bored of my own music, plus this thinger can record satellite radio shows and store my own mp3s.  Con:  I have an ipod (albeit and old one), and I dunno if I reeeeally want this…but I have been talking about it for months.  It would be nice to rock out in the lab.
3. A freakin’ new laptop!  Pro:  Laptops are awesome.  Con:  Nothing other than that it costs a million dollars and my mommakitta doesn’t have a million dollars.  I plan to work full-time in the lap this summer, so I can probably splurge on one before the new school year.
4. The unconditional love of my mother.  Just kidding!  That’s free!