Dear Jesus, please spare my kidneys.

  • Me: I used to like coke better, but now I'm a firm pepsi believer
  • Kelly: and to what do you attribute this change in preference?
  • Me: I dunno man, probably being born again
  • Kelly: sure
  • Kelly the bible was wrong when it said men could be born twice
  • Kelly: turns out birth of the water and birth of the spirit are just practices for birth of the cola wars

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