Dear Jesus, please spare my kidneys.
- Me: I used to like coke better, but now I'm a firm pepsi believer
- Kelly: and to what do you attribute this change in preference?
- Me: I dunno man, probably being born again
- Kelly: sure
- Kelly the bible was wrong when it said men could be born twice
- Kelly: turns out birth of the water and birth of the spirit are just practices for birth of the cola wars
