Don’t Drink the Water
Sooo, it turns out the water bottles I’ve been using since I was 14 are slowing killing me because they release some kinda something that gives you cancer. Great. The worst part is, it releases a shitload more bad stuff when you put hot water in there, so all those times I thought I was gettin’ healthy by chugging antioxidents in my tea I was actually chugging Earl Cancer.
Not that it matters, but since me and Bryan are so suggestible and believe anything if it’s printed in the New York Times, yesterday we bought new, metal bottles from a company called SIGG. Mine’s called Mythical Shadows, and has a griffin! Woo!
