Dang! It’s like Chris’mas mornin’!

So, my next door neighbor of two years is moving out and she put a bunch of shit out on the curb for people to take if they want.  Since its arrival, I’d been looking at the floor lamp because mine is recently deceased.  My mom told me I better “git out there and git it!” but I felt a little weird going through her stuff while she was still actively moving, since anything I don’t take is sort of like a backhanded insult, so I decided to wait.  That is until some dude stopped his truck and stole it!  ”I told you!”  So, I put my tact aside and we rummaged.  I’m pretty sure me and my mom cleared out half of her shit, including a skirt and wallet for me, and a French vaudeville cd, coffee maker, clogs, and two old books for my mom.  I’m glad we got everything inside before they came back out with another load and caught us.  Even my mom would be embarrassed walking back into the house wearing my neighbor’s old shoes.