No, really. I don’t follow politics.
Big Baby Bryan keeps saying he’s not political while he’s flipping between Fox News and MSNBC, and reading some kinda propaganda about why conservatives are assholes, and watching the Daily Show just because he gets the jokes, and not talking to his mom until she takes that goddamn McCain sign out of the yard. But me, I’m actually not political…anymore. I know enough to know that the differences between the parties are vanishingly small and that neither stand for what I believe in. I feel completely disenfranchised by the two-party system, and the political process is so vacuous that I would rather spend my time…eating glass than follow it.
I am, however, going to vote.
